#KJHGFDFGHJ SORRY FOR THE DELAY

[gaysonlyocean]

💡 buttered bread murderer hc, hand them over [shoveltime] and stupit bros hc [gun]

SORRY I WAS PLAYING THE SIMS AND THEN PASSED OUT

asmr the rat has autism, adhd, dyscalcula and dyspraxia cause fuck you

hes had his vest for years and it was originally a full jacket but the sleeves got too tattered so he cut them off

he cant run fast jhgfdfghj

he cant remember to do something unless he writes it on himself

im too hyperfocused rn to think of stupit bro hc [pensive] but iasip title card sitcom au the bros somehow managed to lock themselves out and instead of trying to get back in they broke into norris’ apartment to squat there

[gaysonlyocean]

what if? you said more about gwen. as a treat

SORRY FOR THE DELAY TUMBLRS FUCKING UP RN

[looks at gwen] we can have a lil funky imagery thing going on as a treat

woe! moon symbolism be upon ye

making it so part of her weird cosmic power is her not knowing it

like Several times in her life her family have tried to point out that hey something weird is happening but then things happen that make it so they cant bring it up at the time :)

pov your gwens gf and you end up kinning that part of slither but with the dark room at the uni and then find that everyones too busy or goes "no thats not real obviously lol" when you try to say "hey i think my gf has been taking photos of Actual corpses"

also this is just background info but fun fact! gwen has a pet dog back at her parents house that she got by accident for her 6th birthday cause it just kjhgfdfghj spawned in their backyard and also said dog has never had any medical problems and still looks young despite the fact that gwens now in her 20s :) wonder why :)

[gaysonlyocean]

[shakes you firmly] go on share the :^)

sorry for the delay dnd happened kjhgfdfghj

[points at my beloved fat fuck salamander] this man can hold so much unresolved problems and issues

im just saying that if your a war criminal you were in a war so you probably saw some shit, yknow as a treat

and space cops be upon ye so woe! having several moments of oh god oh fuck im gonna die in your life be upon ye

also [gestures at the fact he was grasped by the epf for a bit when he first got to earth] need i say more

and like,, leatherhead real so tfw you meet a example of what could have happened to you if you didnt escape when you did

also tfw constant subconscious looming fear that if epf spawns in again not only will you get vivisected but also your probably gonna have to watch your bf get fucking murdered first

so basically i just think the salamander should have a few trauma nightmares, yknow as a treat